December 2011
Looks like the only kisses I'm going to get...
brendangardiola:
EDWARD CULLEN...
gigglingbean:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
When my mom tells me to eat with my mouth closed
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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Right now, I'm still in 2011. My bias is in 2012
idarashi:
My bias is from the FUTURE
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01/01/2012,12:01AM
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I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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When you're walking alone and car slows down next...
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"HOW DO YOU FEEL?"
ysteezyy:
infinite-ly-yours:
I FEEL GOOD, OH, I FEEL SO GOOD
UUNNH. [INSERT THRUST HERE]
I FEEL FINE, ALL OF THE TIME. ABOOGA, ABOOGA, ABOOGA, BOOGA, BOOGA.
REEEEEMMMIIIIXXXX
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE
LET ME PUT SOME BOOTY IN IT. UH, UH, SOME BOOTY. UH, UH, SOME BOOTY.
Dayum, it’s been a while. It’s “UNGA” btw. VEGAS LOVE :)
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When someone tells me they like me
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Life, Why You Gotta Be So Darn Complicated!: Go. →
snuckaitsjobelle:
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re…
Cheering up a friend
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